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| User: | apresminuit (3216750)
cool as the other side of the pillow
easy like sunday morning
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| Name: | stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself |
| Location: | Alexandria, Virginia, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1979-01-24 |
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| apresminuit | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  baciadesantos (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
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| Bio: |
this shiz is "frenz only" until i am no longer paranoid of getting canned for using phrases such as "the Lord filled her with his hot, white, sticky Holy Spirit"... which is not something that i'd ever said, prior to hearing it, but is something which i now intend to say @ every given opportunity until the end of dayz. while i don't really explicitly talk about my job ever, i do swear quite a little bit & make frequent references to licentious acts perpetrated on the mothers of people i don't particularly care for & i'm told that such things are frowned upon in some circles.
this is my face. look into my eyes, they will seduce youz... i will challenge you to a game of UNO & i will kick your motherfucking ass. yes. i will. i am v. bad @ monopoly tho, so if we play that, you will probably win. when we play, i would like to be the shoe.
LIFER: i live in a town w/ the most world-class free museums & galleries per capita of maybe anywhere on earth, yet i constantly complain that there is nothing to do. i have lived here for 25 years, yet i have only seen the peak cherry blossoms once. what is up w/ that?! i don't know.
maybe THIS is the year. but probably it is not.
fair warning:
i am often deeply cynical, grumpy, & cantankerous; more rarely, i am outright belligerent for no discernible reason.
also, sometimez i get all wined-up & write posts/comments that make no sense. then, later, i will feel real embarrassed about it.
also also, i am totally in the throes of an extended nervous breakdown.
welcome to my house!! just knock for entry, yo. otherwise: nobody here but us chickens.
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| Memories: | 29 entries |
| Interests: | 150: 20lb housecats, anal massage for relaxation&pleasure, analog, anima, antihistamines as sleeping pills, apple squeezins, argentinian chicken farms, argyle, ass-less pants, bar fights, bbq, bear hugs, bedhead, beer, bikes, birds, blue yodels, books, bourbon, brassy jewish lesbians, breath mints, bruce lee, bubble baths, bugs&flowers suspended amber, bunnies, butch queens, canoes, casual buddhism, chanel no.5, circumcision, clutching my pearls, conspiracy theories, cowboy poetry, crayola oil pastels, curing cooties, dancing in the street, dancing on the ceiling, dancing with myself, dark matter, day-of-the-week undies, dietcherryvanilladoctorpepper, dinosaurs, dirty jokes, dirty little secrets, dogs, drinking to excess, driving around, dry humping, elephants, enthusiastic air guitar, entropy, environmental determinism, evolution, fat asians, finger painting, fire, fish, forgiveness, frogs, frumpy midwestern lesbians, generic mammalian cuteness, german war guilt, half-baked armchair transcendentalism, heatdeath of the universe, hiding the silver, high-voltage rock'n'roll, hive mentality, homonormativity, horror, i'm with the band, in-a-gadda-da-vida, inactivism, irate iranians, jello, joseph campbell, jung, jupiter's moons, koi ponds, kung fu, lenny bruce, libraries, lightnin hopkins, logjammin, lucid dreams, male reproductive organ enlargement, metasex, mini bars, minions, moltov cocktails, moss, movie clichés, multiverses, muppets, mythology, naked lady playing cards, nerds 2²ever!!, ninjinuity, old hollywood, one horse towns, ontology, paint by numbers, paisley, pajamas, pez dispensers, phylogenetic nomenclature, pi, pistachios, plowing ass, politics of memory, pornography, profanity, proper hygiene, public broadcasting, purple nurples, quiet desperation, redemption, rem sleep, retail therapy, revolution, roller disco, rooftop gardening, scale independence, scenester apartheid, schlampenschleppers, severe weather, sewing, shoes, silk, skesis ceremonies of power, sleeping in, snow days, spelling errors, stuff that smells good, supermassive black holes, sweeping generalizations, talking like miss piggy, tall pines, turtles, undersea-unexplained mass sponge migrations, uno, velvet, vinyl, vivid cinematic detail, warm lesbianette, wet willies, whistling, whittlin the future, wine, worms, yr mama's scabby box |
| Schools: | Oakton Elementary School - Oakton, VA (1984 - 1991)
Henry David Thoreau Middle School - Vienna, VA (1991 - 1993)
James Madison High School - Vienna, VA (1993 - 1997)
Vassar College - Poughkeepsie, NY (1997 - 2001)
Drexel University - Philadelphia, PA (2005 - 2008)
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| Friends: |  | 72: | abominari, allude, anarqueso, android1961, animate, animikwaan, archiedavis, asphalteden, asugarhigh, axisnihilism, bad_juice, being_in_itself, bob_le_flambeur, carahasfallen, chatnoir, chocolatebark, claudelemonde, comtefabu, countdemoney, cut_dead, cynicalgrey, daharyn, danithesquirrel, danschank, derghaust, disorganization, dmlaenker, dystempted, frankieteardrop, girlracer, goddamnitbabies, grouchetta, hollie_horror, hooper_x, if_leafy_then, inertiacrept, jamezm, jarsofwind, ladynoblebarnes, liamtheruiner, littlestink, lostcosmonaut, luckyhoss, mazing_man, mistercreepy, mlknchz, mmmbento, msnvwls, mycrust, naked_nightmare, nattydotorg, nectarette, nuncstans, piedpiper, pooplord, reubensandwich, ridiculicious, thejam, themodernman, thevirginian288, threepunchstuff, trevitron, twitchywrote, universaldonor, urgent_alchemy, vinnie_tesla, violalee, vogdoid, wedrinkbitter, wellsjc, westbaymonument, wonderleafy |  | 68: | _labradors, amused_library, anti_feminism, arlington_va, ask_the_fishguy, baaaaabyanimals, bassethounds, best_thing_ever, bettafishowners, bibliographic, blackcatdc, bookcafe, books_for_yas, buddhists_fyad, catalogers, celebrity_crush, collaboratory, craftgrrl, crafty_library, curiouscupcakes, damngoodmusic, dc_for_experts, dc_metro, dc_rock_city, diy_tutorials, dog_art, doggypictures, dusty_pages, ethnobotanicals, extended_play, hatha_yoga, ideastohave, ilikethisalbum, infostudies, killallhipsters, kundaliniyogini, libpatronssuck, librarian_mods, librarians, libraries, library_grrls, library_mofo, looking_hard, museum_geeks, novel_graphics, pi, postqueer, pug_bug, quitnetwork, record_snob, recordoftheday, retro_beauty, rottweilers, sew_hip, show_your_books, stitchers, the_coliseum, thebathtub, thedogpark, top_fives, tubeyoucrew, verbivores, washingtondc, weimaraners, wildfoods, word_ancestry, yoga, yogapractice |  | 20: | boingboing_net, bpod, cuteoverload, feministing, fg_travel, fourfour, girlsprettyrss, infosearcher, library_thing, lomo_of_the_day, natlgeographic, onion_aquarius, pb_fellowship, savagelove, sciam, sciencedaily, smoking_gun_rss, theselector_rss, thinkgeek, veganlunchbox |
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| Mutual Friends: | 64: abominari, allude, android1961, animate, animikwaan, archiedavis, asphalteden, asugarhigh, axisnihilism, bad_juice, being_in_itself, bob_le_flambeur, carahasfallen, chatnoir, chocolatebark, claudelemonde, countdemoney, cut_dead, cynicalgrey, daharyn, danithesquirrel, danschank, disorganization, dmlaenker, dystempted, frankieteardrop, girlracer, goddamnitbabies, grouchetta, hollie_horror, hooper_x, if_leafy_then, jamezm, jarsofwind, ladynoblebarnes, liamtheruiner, littlestink, lostcosmonaut, luckyhoss, mazing_man, mistercreepy, mlknchz, msnvwls, mycrust, naked_nightmare, nattydotorg, nectarette, piedpiper, pooplord, reubensandwich, ridiculicious, thejam, thevirginian288, threepunchstuff, trevitron, twitchywrote, urgent_alchemy, vinnie_tesla, violalee, vogdoid, wedrinkbitter, wellsjc, westbaymonument, wonderleafy |
| Also Friend of: | 1: spiraley |
| Member of: | 40: _labradors, amused_library, anticensorship, baaaaabyanimals, bassethounds, best_thing_ever, bettafishowners, bookcafe, buddhists_fyad, celebrity_crush, craftgrrl, curiouscupcakes, dc_area_biking, dc_for_experts, dc_rock_city, diy_tutorials, dog_art, doggypictures, ethnobotanicals, extended_play, ideastohave, infostudies, killallhipsters, librarian_mods, libraries, library_grrls, library_mofo, looking_hard, pi, postqueer, record_snob, recordoftheday, retro_beauty, show_your_books, stitchers, the_coliseum, thebathtub, top_fives, tubeyoucrew, yoga |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
